For the friend who can’t get enough true crime and has a slightly questionable sense of humor! 😂🔪 This funny, embroidered kitchen towel is sure to get a laugh and makes a great conversation piece for your kitchen.
Featuring the saying:
“If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only ‘Attempted’ Murder”
Perfect for true crime lovers, best friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, podcast fans, birthdays, housewarming gifts, Christmas gifts, Secret Santa, or just because you found the perfect towel for your slightly twisted friend.
🔪 Professionally embroidered — not vinyl or printed
🧵 Available in multiple towel styles
🎁 Perfect gift for true crime & dark humor fans
😂 Funny, sarcastic kitchen décor
❤️ Made with care by Cotton Creations
A little dark humor for the kitchen—because at least you tried!
For the friend who can’t get enough true crime and has a slightly questionable sense of humor! 😂🔪 This funny, embroidered kitchen towel is sure to get a laugh and makes a great conversation piece for your kitchen.
Featuring the saying:
“If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only ‘Attempted’ Murder”
Perfect for true crime lovers, best friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, podcast fans, birthdays, housewarming gifts, Christmas gifts, Secret Santa, or just because you found the perfect towel for your slightly twisted friend.
🔪 Professionally embroidered — not vinyl or printed
🧵 Available in multiple towel styles
🎁 Perfect gift for true crime & dark humor fans
😂 Funny, sarcastic kitchen décor
❤️ Made with care by Cotton Creations
A little dark humor for the kitchen—because at least you tried!
